Post by dice on Jul 1, 2021 22:07:05 GMT
Hi, I'm Harrison! I'm an Ensign of the United Federation of Planet's Star fleet, a collection of Interstellar explorers sent to discover all of the wonders, secrets, and mysteries of the cosmos! This includes the Multiverse!
Seeing as you all a very vast collection of wonderful people, I am at your service whenever necessary! This includes:
MEDICINE! (FREE!)
Some of you are a lot better than me at this, but if any of you find yourselves hurt, and if nobody else can help you, I am well trained in turning your frown upside down!
(Metaphorically, I am not legally allowed by Star fleet to provide Mental stimulant. Antidepressants are as far as I can go.)
THERAPY!(ALSO FREE!)
Your personal baggage is very unpleasant. To be honest, some of you are prone to murder at the theft of a juice box. This leads me to believe, as well as the testimonies of some of you, that you all have at least one mental disorder on average. Fortunately, I am a Senior Officer within Star fleet's science division! I am trained for all sorts of situations for Crew health. This includes Clinical Psychology!
I am always available to assist anyone who requires help on this matter, twenty four hours a day!
GENERAL STUFF! (I CANT BELIEVE ITS FREE)
I have a TriCorder and I'm not afraid to use it! If you have a problem, if nobody else can help, I can probably wing something!
If you are in need of anything, My net name is 'Holtz'! I am always happy to help!
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